Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Friday, December 23, 2011

More Christmas cracker jokes - Matching quizzes


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Christmas cracker jokes are written almost to a formula, and make great use of corny puns. We like to groan at how awful they are, but they are a quintessential part of a British Christmas. Some are on Christmas themes, many are not. I found most of the jokes here in several places on the Internet, so I don't think I'm treading on anybody's copyright toes.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas cracker joke matching quiz


What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly-baby ?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing ?
How do you hire a horse?
Stand it on four bricks ?

Christmas cracker jokes are notoriously bad, relying heavily on awful puns (word play). Mouse over the ? above for explanations.